FootballI'm so happy that England failed to qualify for the European Cup this year. It starts on Saturday, and we've been spared the idiotic cod-patriotism that accompanies every single football tournament. In fact, I didn't even realise it started on Saturday until a EURO 2008 link appeared on Yahoo and I looked it up.
So...no flags everywhere, no drunken tossers exposing acres of sunburnt fat flesh yelling "EN-GER-LAND! EN-GER-LAND!" hogging all the space in pubs, no morons going over to Europe to cause trouble and making the entire nation look terrible...wonderful stuff. Long may England's crap performance last.
Far-seeingThere's been some good telly on of late. "The Inbetweeners" finished last Thursday in fine style, and it's been an excellent series, with some really spot-on moments. I don't know if a second series is planned, but I hope it is - this has generated some serious belly-laughs, with a great range of characters, some great running gags, and a really good cast that deserves a lot more work.
"Peep Show" was a little weak on Friday, I thought - the script for this series does seem to be degenerating into something rather formulaic, and it's a shame. There's been some good moments, but it's relying too much on Jeremy being an unlikeable bastard, Mark having bad luck with women, and just about all the women in the show being rather negatively portrayed. The one exception to this is, of course, Dobby, who hasn't appeared for the last two episodes. I hope she makes a comeback, as in my opinion she should be promoted immediately to Supreme Ruler of the Entire Universe.
Anyway...Friday's episode featured a Christian music festival called "Life '08", which had the potential to insult the mighty Greenbelt, but thankfully didn't, and actually portrayed things moderately accurately. Last episode of the series this week - I hope it goes out with a bang. Apparently there's a twist in the whole Mark and Sophie storyline coming up.
"Doctor Who" this week was absolutely top-notch, I thought - it's certainly an interesting storyline, that's ended on a cliff-hanger and it's not obvious at all where the plot is going. Good cast too, with Alex Kingston who is always watchable, and Steve Pemberton of "League of Gentlemen" fame - "you lied to me! There is a Swansea!" Can't wait to see how this storyline concludes. The Library is a fascinating and intriguing creation. :)
Also on Saturday, I watched a bit of "I'd Do Anything". I'd not seen it before, but seriously - how can shite like this be so popular? They're constantly going on about "looking for a Nancy" - isn't there one presenting the show?!? Some of the performances have been quite good, but really, I can't understand the loyalty and appeal that shows like this generate, especially when they end up getting better voting turnouts than General Elections...
FlatOur new carpets are now laid, and we've swapped bedrooms with the children. I made a good(ish) start on shifting furniture around, and our new room is now looking lovely. The living room is still full of CHROS though, as every inch of space is taken up with junk. We need to shift it all about and get rid of things we don't need - this needs to be fairly ruthlessly carried out, as we desperately need to declutter. As for the bedrooms - well, what an improvement. Abby suggested doing this ages ago - as per usual, she's The Wind Beneath My Wings (tm), and Everything She Does Is Art. Uh-huh.
There's now only one room in the flat that needs dealing with, and that's the kitchen, which is bit of a disaster area. Quite a bit could be solved by a good clean, a lick of paint and a new floor, but the rest is a bit more of a challenge. We got some quotes a while ago for a completely new kitchen, and they were laughably ridiculously high, so we didn't go ahead. What we want to do is just improve the place to the point where the flat will be easier to sell, i.e. cosmetic improvement. So...new cabinet doors will be a good start. Currently none of them match and they're all different sizes. Does anyone know a good purveyor of kitchen doors that will be able to supply us decent doors at a good price? Or do a bargain-basement basic kitchen refurb? Answers on a postcard to the usual address.
FandomBefore I get crucified by everyone for saying this, I'm not tarring everyone in fandom with the same brush - just pointing out some of the more extreme elements within the culture that have ended up hijacking LJ's agenda, against the common interests of "norms" like me.Reading the fallout from the LJ elections continues to be interesting. There's now a conspiracy theory that
legomymalfoy was LJ's preferred candidate and that the voting was rigged to get her elected. I don't believe this for a moment, but both her and
jameth almost certainly took advantage of mass sock-puppet voting, underhand campaigning and a certain degree of LJ fame.
legomymalfoy was supported by the infamous
bookshop, of t-shirt-burning fame, and this resulted in a huge fandom campaign to get her elected - and it worked. Having read around, it seems that the more lunatic fringe of fandom can't understand (a) the needs of anyone else, and (b) why it might not be a good thing to have someone elected who has a completely f-locked LJ, and (c) why fanfiction is such a lame thing to try to defend.
Fanfic baffles me. Apart from the fact that most of it is extremely poor indeed, I can't understand why it's a genre in which people invest so much effort. Fanfic authors demand rights to publish their work, and go on about all the time and effort invested in it, and how it's all original and creative - but it's not, is it? It's stealing someone else's ideas. I can understand role-playing in fandom, as that's something that's good fun, but why rip off other people's work and defend so passionately a genre that's almost entirely dreadful? And if you're going to write something, why not write something genuinely creative and original, that might stand a hope in hell of being successful commercially? Let's face it, yet another HP fanfic isn't going to get you anywhere, especially because authors like J.K. Rowling guard their copyright so closely.
That brings me on to something relevant to the LJ election winner, who describes herself as a "Pervy Immoral Slasher". Great...I'm represented by someone who writes gay Harry Potter pr0n. Notwithstanding all the stuff I've just mentioned above, plus all the debates about Strikethrough and the legality of non-photographic depictions, erotic fiction etc., isn't there something slightly sick and wrong about sexualising
children's book characters? I'm sure J.K. Rowling is oh-so-happy that the term "Snape rape" even exists...
Also, as loads of people have pointed out...
legomymalfoy is a member of LJ Abuse. I say conflict of interest - almost any company worth it's salt would say you can't be on an advisory board
and directly involved in the company's operations, especially as this post is meant to represent the Average Joe user. Network Rail has elected Members to scrutinise the operations of the company, and these people have to be unconnected with it in any other way, i.e. not employees. So -
legomymalfoy has to resign one of her positions. No wonder people think it was a set-up.
FarceIf you think LJ handles things badly, Faceparty is even worse. I used the site for about five minutes a while ago, until I realised how utterly, utterly vile it is - and it gets viler. Apparently, some sort of legislation has been passed in the UK concerning vetting of sex offenders and their use of the internet, and something or other within it only applies to over-35s. So...Faceparty decided that everyone over 35 is a potential paedophile and arbitrarily deleted them. Charming! I knew it was all downhill from here when I entered my 30s, but I sincerely hope I don't resort to kiddy-fiddling in two years' time. LJ may not be all that clever at times, but let's put things in perspective - they've never sunk that low.